too much running and too much new information to share tonight, but hopefully this makes you smile.
Today is the weekend we celebrate St. Patty’s Day. A day where any excuse to go drinking is ok (from “my dog is sick” to “I still remember getting a 83% on my 6th grade math quiz”)
The problem is that every bar in the northern hemisphere is serving green beer to all parties
The reason this is a problem: Beer is the god/universes perfect creation. You can drink it to a pretty good excess and as long as you stop before your body finds itself needing alternate methods of removal, it will pass thru your body without even changing color, (and in the case of the low quality beers, taste.)
Turn it green, and now your body actually has to work to make it normal. Given the slothic nature of humans, there is only 1 choice. Drink so much your body uses the ‘alternate removal methods’. (One that is…
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